File this under: You are 3. Things are funnier now, and therefore, more fodder for your eventual boyfriends or girlfriends.
Dear Little –
Here is an example of why I think you are the funniest person on the planet.
You: Shouting at the tv, which is on PBS KIDS. “They made love!”
Me: “Wait. WHAT?”
You: “They made love. Did you see it? Made love. On tv. Right there.”
Me: “Sweetheart, can you explain?”
You: “There were these cartoons. They hugged. A heart happened. They made love happen!”
Me: *blink. blink. blink.”
You: “I can’t do that. Not yet.”
I would have passed out if I wasn’t laughing SO HARD.
I’ll explain when you’re older. Or, I’ll do what your grandfather did for me and get an outdated book, and an adult lady friend to “explain” the above joke to you.