This conversation actually happened this morning.
“Don’t put your fingers in the dog’s nose! It’s not nice. How would you feel if Captain put his paw up your nose. Don’t ever do that again.”
(5 seconds later)
“NO – wash your hands before you put your fingers up your nose. You just had them up the dog’s nose. I mean, wait, don’t put your fingers in your nose, either. And wash your hands.”
File under, “Things I Never Imagined I’d Say.”
Sub-file: “There’s A Lesson To Learn Here, But I Might Have Chose The Wrong Lesson.”
Sub-Sub File: “Need More Coffee”