You will only wear pink to school.
Only. Wear. Pink.
And while that isn’t a problem in and if itself ( hooray for you finding something that makes you happy and sticking with it ), you really, really, really have difficulty with any other color.
So today, I asked you to get dressed. You put on pink pants and pink shirt. I suggested the green tutu. You did not get the green tutu.
We went to school.
On green day.
A day where all the kids are supposed to wear green.
Wearing this sassy number.
Two things: I’m a little worried that you are starting your non-conformity, stick it to the man, not doing homework streak about 10 years too early. (Though, it is adorable.)
Also, I’m really disappointed that I didn’t see a single kid wearing one of their parents old high school “Green Day” shirts. Missed opportunity.
…I see what you did there.
Well played, kiddo.