The following happened while making breakfast this morning:
You (with a snake sock puppet): “How do snakes have babies? Through their belly or through an egg?”
Me: “Their babies come out of eggs.”
You (as your sock puppet): “I’m waiting for the birds. The seagulls are bringing my eggs so they can hatch!”
Me: “Seagulls? Don’t you mean a stork? Did you hear the stork story at school?”
You: Blink. Blink. Blink.
Me: “Um, Ace, did someone tell you the stork brought babies?”
You:”No, that’s silly. Everyone knows the seagulls bring babies. What’s a stork?”