Dear Little –
We got you a baseball bat and a ball. Here’s how you described how baseball should be played.
“First, you have a bat, and your friend has a bat. Then you hit the ball to each other until someone drops it.”
I asked if you meant Tennis.
“No Mom. We have bats. It’s baseball.”
Nope. Nothing at all can go wrong with this scenario. I’m picturing you and your friend Maddy batting line drives to each other and walking away with 7 fewer teeth after playing “Baseball.”